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Force job

Force job

1.When a Jedi (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with the power of the force until the man ejaculates.

2.What Darth Vader does to Storm Troopers once he turned gay.

3.The most important move a female Padawan should know.

4.The coolest and most stylish way a Jedi can use to jack off.
I got a little piece of heaven last night when i got a force job while driving from my girlfriend who was the backseat of my car.

If Anakin Skywalker got Force jobs he wouldn't turn to the Dark Side.

When her boyfriend gets horny she gives him a force job causing him to hum and moan in ecstasy until he begins to cum everywhere.The force is strong with her.

'The force is strong with this one, ask her to give me a force job at once !' ~ Obi Wan Kenobi to Master Yoda

'Search your feelings young female Jedi, deep down you know you want to give me a force job.'~ Me to a ravishingly sexy female Jedi.
by zingeraddict December 27, 2011
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Firrehea

When you have diarrhea so bad your ass is on fire.
Hey dude my buttcheeks are so chapped cuz I have firrehea
by Jerky Boys February 4, 2013
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forced loan

When someone gives you gum that they’ve already chewed and you for force it back into their mouth after you’ve chewed it.
Reece is a big fan of forced loans
by Eduardo Squidwardo November 22, 2018
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Poly Force

Islanders from the Poly Nation that grew to smoke weed. These islanders seems to act their all tough. The Makapaka's say Kasa 'oe.
Alika is in the Poly Force and plays hackysack.
by BrazilianJuijitsuGREG February 24, 2010
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fake Forbes tycoon

A title used to describe a person who inflates their net worth in order to achieve entrepreneur celebrity status.
I guess we all suspected that our US President is a fake Forbes tycoon.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 28, 2019
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Glitter Force

An overly-westernized and disrespectful dub of the anime Smile Pretty Cure produced by Saban, an American company. It cuts out several lore-heavy episodes, emotional scenes and references to Japanese culture. It also renamed all the characters, including the villains, the main girls' alter egos and even their magical items and turned all the dialogue corny and also added tons of unsolicited pop culture references to Wizard of Oz and Fight Club. The intro has been cut short, the music has been rescored and the original endings with good CGI and good music have been changed to cheap CGI with songs that do not have a child-appropriate meanings. Overall, the message completely changed from "It is okay to cry in dark times, but you always have to keep that hopeful smile inside of you!" to "Glitter cute happy happy no sadness allowed owo magical teen happy onlyy glitter glitter sparkles puppies kittens WAHOOOOO".
Some avid Netflix watcher: "I like Glitter Force!"
Pretty Cure enjoyer: "If you like it, then I recommend watching the original, Smile Pretty Cure. There's also a huge franchise of even more!"
by hxney.cakes March 10, 2022
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Forrest Gumpkin

Recieving oral sex from a retarded girl while taking a crap.
The waterhead with a hockey helmet on gave me a Forrest Gumpkin after she got off the shortbus.
by miller66 December 16, 2008
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