FOOBER

Foober (Noun) - The opposite of a Boofer. The Slang “Foober” generalizes astonishing people that are composed and easy going to be around. Foobers don’t let anything get to them easily, and love their friends/families above most things; holding a high degree of loyalty for them. Foobers have no need to feel important, as they already are. Being a called Foober is the highest compliment a human can be called. It is the antonym to “Boofer” as that, is the lowest insult a human can be called. As they are total opposites, Boofers and Foobers are natural born enemies.

Jordan: Guys, I found someone that can potentially be a part of our close friend group. He seems like a Foober!

Eddie: Chris, thanks for paying for my food. I haven’t had a good meal in days, you’re truly a Foober.

by FOOBONTOP February 25, 2024

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Fooner

An online findom with no ethics who destroys families and childrens lives by happily taking their money. She is dependent on them but her narcissistic ego likes to berate and humiliate the ones sending her money, when in reality she has no worth or self love without them. Much more pathetic than a gooner, since a fooner hides behind a mask to feel powerful but is weak on the inside for needing so many ego trips.

She just tweeted about draining a man’s bank account, effectively making his family wife and kids homeless. Not caring that she caused adolescent trauma, she gets a huge ego boost on how far a man is willing to go, what a fooner

by Brbrbritscoldinhere May 7, 2024

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Footer

Noun/Verb, the act of shimmying or sliding both feet on the ground very swiftly as a mode of transportation. Also used as a form of racing friends.
Past tense, Footered
Present tense, Footering/Footers

The child happily footered to school.
He footeres his way to victory.
The annual footer race is tomorrow.

by The 7th Huskey German February 12, 2025

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Footered

When you get to put all 5 toes in her

Man I footered ol girl last night, you should have seen her face!

She looked over at me and said "I wanna be footered baby"

by ItsMelanieBihh May 9, 2025

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Fooner

A female gooner. A girl who partakes into reading hardcore dark erotica. Distinct and evolved from gooner due to the lack of shame. Often openly embraces and publicly discusses her particular tastes.

- Kacy is such a weirdo. She likes to recite the Morning Glory Milking Farm by heart!
- Yeah! Such a fooner!

by KermitThePermit October 13, 2025

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