you fokking bastard

you fokking bastard is what you say to a fokking twat who is fokking sthcewpid

YOU FOKKING BASTARD THAT WAS ME BLOODY CAR

by tw@t August 24, 2021

A faking

A faking

A faking

by anonymous April 14, 2022

Diane foxington

Is married to bounce_on_dat_butt with one kid age 3 and expecting one more.

Wow he is married to Diane foxington what a lucky man

by Long_slong_donkey_kong May 17, 2022

Snow Foxing

Snowfoxing is defined as when you eat a girl out. One night we asked uncle vern if he “eats that thang” and he said i jump about 4 foot in the air like a snow fox and nose dive into pussy.” Therefor snowfoxing is when you eat a pussy and cause her legs to shake and she achieves orgasm.

Oh my God he snow foxed me by eating me out so good last night that i had 2 orgasms. snow foxing is defined by when a guy eats you out aggressively.

by snowfoxer69 June 29, 2022

Sense-faking

Using self-referential linguistic hoops and astroturfed first-principle thinking to "make sense" of something complex, multi-faceted or paradoxical.

"I asked a Mcdonald's Cashier if I could pay ETH. She declined and asked for USD. We're still early."

Dude, you're sense-faking!

by typpwr August 2, 2022

Reverse faking

When you don’t have want your partner (i.e., your situationship) to have so much power dynamic over you that you “fake” not having an orgasm so as to not give them the satisfaction of satisfying you.

Girl 1: “So what’s up with that guy you’ve been seeing?”
Girl 2: “Ugh, he’s so hot but I’ve been reverse faking - I don’t want to give him some sex god ego and let him to know that I’m that into him.”

by Schleich_it_a_lot September 5, 2023

Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.

Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?

by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024