Fag Fog

The large cloud of fruity smelling vapor emanating from the yap of a douche flute addict.

Lucky for me I can't see your gay face through that giant plume of fag fog

The bigger the cloud of fag fog the gayer the douche fluter be.

by Lunicus May 23, 2019

Poon-Fog

When a friend or co-worker gets engaged, married or has a new girlfriend and you enter the "Poon-Fog". Where you forget everything you once knew for a period of time.
Learning becomes impossible.

DUDE SHAKE OFF THE POON-FOG!

You can't think straight or get anything right! jeez!

by Homer-Buda August 10, 2018

Meat Fog

How you feel right after Thanksgiving Dinner. And the day after.

“That was one amazing meal - but I’m in a serious Meat Fog right now. Time for a nap!”

by Urban D Bro October 6, 2018

funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.

Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.

by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017

Coastal Fog

The bleachy sour after taste of semen.

My old lady was bitchin about my coastal fog, so I made her brush her teeth.

by wtfgwar July 9, 2010

Clear Fog

When you cum in someone eye

My boyfriend gave me the clear fog

by NERV Delta October 22, 2018

Facebook Fog

The point in which you are so focused on your facebook page that you loose all sense of reality and or your surroundings.

We all tryed to get Greg's attention but he was in a facebook fog.

by Disco Stick 65 April 29, 2010