foster parents

The only pedophiles the government helps find kids to hook up with.

Most parents don't let their kids go out in sexy clothing. Foster parents won't let them stay inside with any.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

Foster Girlfriend

a foster girlfriend : when you talk to a boy/girl/them for a while and basically are dating then stop talking and then they get a partner right after. AKA a half way home hoe or a foster girlfriend

Guy 1: *stop talking to girl 1 after weeks/months of talking and flirting*
Girl 1: “I wonder what happened”
Girl 1’s Friend: “Well he has a girlfriend now, but didn’t you too just stop talking?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that what happens when you’re a foster girlfriend”

Girl 1’s Friend: “What’s that?”
Girl 1: “a Foster Girlfriend is when you talk to guys and then they find “The One” right after you”

I guess I’m a foster girlfriend. I always end up single while they end up together

I.E. Foster Girlfriend: a temporary hoe/ love interest/ rebound

by ThickBickNick February 3, 2021

molly foster

she is a smelly girl but is actually very kind

boy: I'm going on a date with molly foster today
friend: I heard she smelt
boy: She does but she's really kind

by mfisababe September 1, 2014

Jodie Foster

One of the best actors out there, and one of the few childstars that actually made it as adults as well. She has won two Oscars.

Ellen: Wow, man, Jodie Foster is the best actor ever! She deserved the other two Oscars she was nominated for, dontcha think?
Erik: Uh, yeah, I guess so.

by Weird El March 29, 2020

Daddy faster

you want ur daddy to go faster idiot

i use it alot.

Faster daddy AhHHH Big d!ck papi daddy FASTER !

by wordsforurstupidass May 26, 2021

foster

a word for someone who has more then one STD.

I know i have a foster on my cock after hooking up with that slam pig the other night.

by Barry Gorman October 12, 2006

foster

to step on, usu. in a fight

That guy just fostered the other guy in the nuts.

by Excello April 13, 2008