Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.

"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"

by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020

Florida flip

When you indulge in bath salts and LSD.... results may vary

I lost my mind doing the Florida flip

by Docrigo March 1, 2020

Boat to Florida

To have an extraordinary sexual experience.

Let’s take a Boat to Florida together?

by prime.21 May 22, 2021

Florida Math

Also known as “Anti-Woke Math.” Math curriculums, textbooks, and resources that include materials that whitewash any centuries-long contributions from nonwhite and LGBT mathematicians and math educators worldwide; or contents that exclude any elements of critical race theory, social-emotional learning, journal writing, ethnomathematics, and other MAGA dislikes.

In 2022, the Department of Education rejected more than 40% of math textbooks publishers submitted, because they fell short of the “high” standards set up by Florida math curriculum censors, who work closely with puritan parents and “anti-woke” lawmakers.

by Fasters July 20, 2023

Florida date

Abbreviation for Florida is FL. F/L stands for First/Last. Having a date that never goes past the first date/meeting.

Had another Florida date last night. She was super cute, but couldn't stop talking about herself and her cat. I definitely won't be seeing her again.

by cvan2797 April 22, 2019

Florida ceiling

When Floridians have obnoxiously tall windows with just as long curtains, floor to ceiling.

Did you see the obnoxious Florida ceiling in that house?

by W3NTZ June 24, 2018

florida peach

a hot female from the state of florida

I fucked a florida peach like it was goin outta style then i talked to my friends about it they was all: DAYUM SUN where did u find her

by TokenIranian June 6, 2015