Florida flip

When you indulge in bath salts and LSD.... results may vary

I lost my mind doing the Florida flip

by Docrigo March 1, 2020

Florida Gaper

Too much ass sex from a stranger on your Florida vacation.

She came back from vacation with the Florida Gaper

by HulkHulk June 19, 2016

Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator

Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar

by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018

Florida ceiling

When Floridians have obnoxiously tall windows with just as long curtains, floor to ceiling.

Did you see the obnoxious Florida ceiling in that house?

by W3NTZ June 24, 2018

Holiday, Florida

Holiday Florida is a run down city between Tampa and new port richey. It has so many crack heads and meth heads. If you walk down the streets all you see is empty bottles of liquor and drugs on the ground.

Look Holiday, Florida it's so trashy!

Oh wow I would hate to live there.

Mee too lol

Look at the crack heads

by Dillweed78 July 2, 2018

Florida Math

Also known as “Anti-Woke Math.” Math curriculums, textbooks, and resources that include materials that whitewash any centuries-long contributions from nonwhite and LGBT mathematicians and math educators worldwide; or contents that exclude any elements of critical race theory, social-emotional learning, journal writing, ethnomathematics, and other MAGA dislikes.

In 2022, the Department of Education rejected more than 40% of math textbooks publishers submitted, because they fell short of the “high” standards set up by Florida math curriculum censors, who work closely with puritan parents and “anti-woke” lawmakers.

by Fasters July 20, 2023

florida adderall

Meth, first used on saturday night live

I'm on that florida adderall! (meth)

by 🅱️ablo March 27, 2021