flabalot

someone who is so fat they have a fatty at the front and not the back. there stomach sticks out further than their tits and their so monstrously big they are the oceans plug.

flabalot: *casually eating breakfast, lunch and dinner for breafast*
person 1 : do you really need to be eating carbs rn you flablot

by safz money May 7, 2023

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Arabian Flabbergast

when a retarded or autistic Arabian male farts in a woman's face for sex purposes

my rich prince friend participated in an Arabian Flabbergast last night and the women liked it

by Ginga. February 14, 2020

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Flabtastic

Someone who is fantastically fat. Usually accompanied by bitch tits.

"Christ, look at him! He's flabtastic"

by apparentlyso July 29, 2004

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Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

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Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.

"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"

by Moor Bear February 18, 2010

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