flakiness

To commit to something, then change plans, typically without notice and followed-up by a terrible excuse

To be blown off inexcusably; unreliable, negligent, unresponsive, inconsistent

flakey flaky haaked unreliable inconsistent

Dude, where's Clarence?

He called me after I bought his ticket for the movie to tell me he couldn't come. He mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry.

That's total flakiness!

by swamp-wig May 31, 2011

Flac Attack

Mountain Dew throwback mixed with pomegranate vodka. An amazing drink named after Ravens Quarterback Joe Flacco.

Tom: Hey, what should we drink tonight?
Hayley: Ravens won...let's have a Flac Attack to celebrate!

by flacattack October 27, 2011

red flag

a sign or warning of any impending danger, disaster or doom

when my gf called me up that day and gave me the "we need to talk" line, a red flag obviously came up and I figured I'd soon be on the outs with her.

by Bungalow Bill November 18, 2006

Flanderization

The process by which a single trait from a character is overstated and brandished to the point that it becomes the character's only trait. Flanderization is almost always for the worst and tends to draw viewers away from the the medium that the character represents.

Nick: I don't get it. Why is it that Brian Griffin was the voice of reason in earlier seasons of Family Guy, but now he is just a liberal douche?
Mark: Ever since the flanderization of the main characters back in season 4, the show really has taken a turn for the worst.

by That Guy With The Face January 4, 2014

Flagstaff

Flagstaff. The only thing higher than the elevation. Are the people.

Flagstaff population consists of hippies. A loooot of hippies.

by Lollipopppy September 3, 2012

Jim Flano

an absolute sex bomb of a man, a man of the people and a man of the women. he is some man for one man, and is famous for his inspiring quote "if you can't lift her don't shift her"

this man can be seen in the middle of Kildare with the young wans, with a choc ice from the local shop.

an absolute beast, in general. he is Roscommons finest.

niamh gallagher: ooh im from Donegal
random person: hey niamh do you know Jim Flano absolute unit
niamh gallagher: holy shit

by celtnash April 2, 2021

Granny flag

an orange (hi-lited) flag on a high rod that the old people put on the bumper of their cars so they can find it easier.

Marge: "I can't find the damn car again!!"

Elmer: " I told you to put your granny flag on!"

by T. Wilson September 26, 2008