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fishing in the bushes

A handjob , usually in the woods when camping, and/or trying to be sneaky
Last week, I took my girlfriend fishing in the bushes.
by FeminismisCancerous February 8, 2018
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Fisting

The Sexual Act in Which you shove your FIST Into a Loved ones Vagina and or Butt-hole.
For this Activity you may need:
Atleast 30 Minutes
LOTS of Lube (Butter, Vasaline, KY Jelly, ect..)
Latex Glove (protection IF NEEDED)
And when your partner says stop...STOP!

You should start off with one or two fingers at a time, and then gradually move onto 3...then 4...Once you go to 4 fingers, you want to start in the act of Ducking...get your hand into a duck formation and "Quack that in there"...(you may need to spin your hand in order to get WRIST DEEP!)
After all of that goes down you want to just form into a fist and let the FUN BEGIN!
by xFISTINGx August 1, 2010
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fishing line fetish

The Fetish of wrapping a fishing line around ones balls until the pressure either ruptures a testicle or blows open someone's sack.
Man. Coleman's got that fishing line fetish.
by Skeletal_Kobra January 9, 2014
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Fishing

The act of insulting, or making fun of ones self, with the intention of others dissagreeing and/or complimenting that person.
This act can trigger a birage of different people getting involved, who usually also start insulting/putting themselvs down.

Found most often on social websites such as Facebook and Twitter.
Girl 1:Oh god I'm soooooo ugly in this pic
Girl 2:OMG No your not! Your sooo much more pretty than I am
Girl 1:OMG NO I'm SOOOOOO fat.
Girl 2: No you're not your super skinny, I'm the fat one.
Guy: STOP FISHING!!!
by Blue22222 February 19, 2011
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firing up the old 50

Guy 1: Hey man why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: Sorry man, just firing up the old 50.
Guy 1: WTF? Dude, not cool, wait til you get home!
by the sweatdragon May 6, 2010
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Fisting the midget

A popular dance similar to the fist pump, in this case below the belt. The dance involves hitting your fist back and forth at a midget's ass height(so very low) on the beat of the song playing. While doing the dance, you have to imagine an invisible midget bending over in front of you. And that's where you hit your fist.
It is also possible to do the dance to a random person passing, a random person dancing close to you on the dance floor or a particular person you fancy(in this case they do not have to be a midget necessarily).
Can you take a picture of me fisting the midget, please?
by Snappledy Doodle June 20, 2011
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Cod Fishing

1. The act of playing Call of Duty

2.Fishing for a certain type of fish (see Cod).
1. I was Cod Fishing so hardcore last night; I love that game!

2. I can't stay up late, my Dad and I are going Cod Fishing tomorrow.
by G-Train11 January 23, 2008
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