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Filipino breakfast

Derived from many expats who have spent time in the Philippines, it is defined as “a blowie and a nap”.
It would be great to end Father’s Day with a Filipino breakfast.
by KindOfaBigDeal6969 June 17, 2025
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filipino clamato

I saw that hoe Filipino Clamato and I was like “ew”.
by Malory Clifton April 12, 2019
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Filipino Hot Pocket

The user takes two or more lumpia, preferably warm, and places them inside of a condom. The user then places said condom into their anus.
Mike and I were craving Filipino food and ordered too many lumpia. Mike took some back to the room to do a Filipino Hot Pocket.
by AmandaHugandKiss2 July 8, 2025
mugGet the Filipino Hot Pocketmug.

shifty filipino

A shifty filipino guard is typically someone who’s very agile and has alot of fluidity in basketball. 99 finish. (extra points if they’re relatives or if they came straight from the philippines) their most common names are rams, allen, joshua, jake, RJ and more
“yo guard him!”
nah bro, thats a shifty filipino
by tonybone April 3, 2024
mugGet the shifty filipinomug.

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.
Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.
by old observer April 16, 2023
mugGet the Filipino swiftymug.

Filipino

A language with such longs words you’ll cry.
Sarah: Hey Arthur, you know Filipino, how do you say "what I heard was disturbing" in Filipino?
Arthur: Oh it’s nakakapágpabagabag ang narinig ko
Sarah: *cries*
by CoolotakuB) May 24, 2023
mugGet the Filipinomug.

Reverse Filipino

1. The act of reversing a bad situation into a (possibly) worse situation.
2. A move in billiards where the ball ricochets and goes in.
1. I was getting raped but I pulled a quick reverse Filipino and raped him instead.
2. My nigga wasn't aiming but ended up pulling a reverse Filipino
by Gay Filipino April 20, 2018
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