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Angry Filipino

A husband or boyfriend is forced to witness his wife/girlfriend getting fucked by some dude who then removed his dick from her vagina and swabs it across the upper lip of the husband/boyfriend, and te goes back to fucking her.
Man, what a wild night! I was railing Christine when I noticed her boyfriend was witnessing in shock. I pulled out and delivered an angry Filipino, and went back to finishing the task at hand
by Carroll69 July 23, 2022
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Filipino sand surfing

When you give that girl the ‘ol Mankey meat
“Aye bitch you tryna go filipino sand surfing?”
by MankeyMeat42069 February 26, 2021
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Out Filipinoed

When your non-Filipino friend knows more Tagalog than you. Outdone at your own culture. Filipino can be replaced with other nationalities.

This term stems from the disconnect of growing up in a separate area from your culture/mixed culture families.
He knows more Tagalog than me and he's not even Filipino..... I think I've been out Filipinoed...
by fusewithme March 3, 2021
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Filipino John

A goofy fun,, loveable guy. Always a good time, usually a Gemini. A regular John, but Filipino, and in the closet. You can always count on a Filipino John
I wish he'd stop being a Filipino John, he'd be happy if he was just honest with himself
by Pinoy pete November 20, 2022
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Filipino sundae

A joke you play on you're Filipina girlfriend so she scours the internet looking for fucked-up images, like a chicken shutting in a dudes mouth in a walk-in freezer. She's kind of fucked-up for looking for visuals like this!
Why didn't you ever tell me about the ol' Filipino Sundae?
by Filipino sundae May 16, 2016
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January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

A holiday in a small Filipino tribes religion focusing on abstinence and death. this is because no sex=death because the population would be gone. this is to honor the dead. also no alchohol or potatoes can be consumed on this day because they mess up your soul
Its January 14- Filipino Holiday (Araw ng Kamatayan ng Kamatayan)

sorry becky we cant have sex
by BigDickAdamLivesInWilliamsburg January 14, 2021
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Filipino Chocolate Swirl

Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.
"Can we please have just one more Filipino Chocolate Swirl before bed?"
by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025
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