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Filipino Ham

The odor that any sandwich excretes after being raped in the hopes to come up with a substitute for mayonnaise.
Johnny’s always bringing Filipino Ham subs for lunch. Don’t talk to him.
by OGR3 April 23, 2018
mugGet the Filipino Hammug.

Filipino's

FACT: Filipino's are the most powerful race in the world.
by drainerfranxx December 5, 2020
mugGet the Filipino'smug.

Out Filipinoed

When your non-Filipino friend knows more Tagalog than you. Outdone at your own culture. Filipino can be replaced with other nationalities.

This term stems from the disconnect of growing up in a separate area from your culture/mixed culture families.
He knows more Tagalog than me and he's not even Filipino..... I think I've been out Filipinoed...
by fusewithme March 3, 2021
mugGet the Out Filipinoedmug.

shifty filipino

A shifty filipino guard is typically someone who’s very agile and has alot of fluidity in basketball. 99 finish. (extra points if they’re relatives or if they came straight from the philippines) their most common names are rams, allen, joshua, jake, RJ and more
“yo guard him!”
nah bro, thats a shifty filipino
by tonybone April 3, 2024
mugGet the shifty filipinomug.

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.
Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.
by old observer April 16, 2023
mugGet the Filipino swiftymug.

Filipino Piledriver

A competition wherein two people stick their ass holes together and violently shit. This continues until the winner is decided via their shit entering the other person’s ass.
Did you see that Nick lost to that guy Ean? They were doing a Filipino Piledriver, and as always Ean remains undefeated.
by AsianLongMan February 9, 2025
mugGet the Filipino Piledrivermug.

bitch ass filipino

Usually a fucktard who thinks he’s funny and is usually seen hanging out with other bitches This type of filipino will try to act cool and say he’s always on drugs but it’s cap. Never trust a bitch ass filipino
I can’t believe that kid is talking shit again

Well he is a bitch ass Filipino
by hahahasuperunfunny February 29, 2020
mugGet the bitch ass filipinomug.

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