Filipino dozen

A Filipino dozen is 16 of one item.

Dozen = 12
Bakers Dozen = 13
Filipino Dozen = 16

I will take a Filipino dozen of lumpia please.

by TruckerWife1539 January 19, 2021

filipino clamato

Filipino hooker’s period blood in a cup

I saw that hoe Filipino Clamato and I was like “ew”.

by Malory Clifton April 12, 2019

Filipino Flip Flop

Always the first resort of a pissed-off Filipino mother, which is more accurate, and deadly than a heat-seeking missile. Imagine the briefcase from Hitman on steroids, and that's this puppy.

Friend 1: I just got hit by the Filipino Flip Flop!
Friend 2: damn
Friend 1: It hit me around the corner!
Friend 2: DAMN!

by [Jesus Prime] September 26, 2024

Filipino Piledriver

A competition wherein two people stick their ass holes together and violently shit. This continues until the winner is decided via their shit entering the other person’s ass.

Did you see that Nick lost to that guy Ean? They were doing a Filipino Piledriver, and as always Ean remains undefeated.

by AsianLongMan February 9, 2025

Filipino Thunder

An obscure sex position where the male chants Filipino poems while the female imitates thunderclaps.

"Yo, were Macey and Harris Filipino Thundering last night?"

"Yeah man, and their parents were in."

by Logicalthinking June 5, 2018

Filipino humor

something that my friend made up. filipino humor is someone (who’s filipino) who thinks “loud = funny” liked hazbin hotel, helluva boss, have those insufferable wolf cuts, etc.. i am pretty sure my friend saw one of these people online once. now she thinks everyone who is filipino is like that.

ariana: “that girl has filipino humor”
marley: what is that supposed to be?

by teambluuu August 23, 2025

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

by old observer April 16, 2023