fiddle pricks

A lament uttered when something (especially string instruments) has been vandalized

"Oh fiddle pricks" yelled the conductor when he heard that someone cut the strings on several violins while they were on break.

by Wildthing October 21, 2012

fiddleputz

(v) - to play around on one's musical instrument when the band is discussing something, creating an annoying distraction

(used exclusively at The Bush School)

Henry, quit fiddleputzing, we're trying to get things done!

by seeegma September 13, 2014

Fiddle-fondler

A sex move created by meta pod to shake hitlers dick, Jews would be traumatized by the sound of hurler next door getting his fiddle fondled.

Hitler: o hya! I hay! Use die harden Das harden Ist GUT!!! Fiddle Miene Fondle!!! Down Fiddle-fondler

Metapod: metapod uses Harden!

Hitler:*traumatizing sound of orgasm that can't be written*

by Dongerlover May 28, 2015

Fiddles

Probs the best nicest person in the world, maybe cusses a lot but we don't know for sure. But everyone knows who he is and lots love him

"Man, Fiddles•exe is soo amazing, I mean he has a big ol' snifferdoodle and a poofy head and everything"
Homie I disagree with you; not really a big fan of him, but we will stick to our opinions and likings and not cause a riot
"Yeah!"

by Cheesecake is pretty good September 3, 2017

Fiddle file

The female version of a wank bank

Oh yeah, he has definitely earned his place in my fiddle file.

by Pseudonymbus nome September 17, 2017

Fiddle me Faddle

When someone asks you to fiddle their Faddle, they mean that they want you to grab their Faddle and fiddle it. If you still don't get it, it means to jack them off.

It could also just be said after something unexpected happens.

Definition 1: "Hey gurl. Why dont you come over to my house and fiddle my Faddle?"

Definition 2: "Well fiddle me Faddle! I did NOT see that coming!"

by @vegan_negan April 24, 2018

Fiddle Diddlin’

The cleanest way to say sexual activities. Lil nasties, often under the age 16 do it in the middle of hallways.

**two nasty little heathens are making out in a crowded hallway**
Me: WILL YALL STOP FIDDLE DIDDLIN’ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY AND LET ME GET TO MY CLASS?!

by Pastel Peach February 23, 2019