Field Ferret

A ball park whore baseball groupie who fucks all the players.

Damn boy!! Kepler fucks the shit out of those Field Ferrets!!!

by Highwayman April 27, 2019

Ferret

The act of coming up with a specific question or statement to guide an AI to do what you want it to do.

I had to ferret out the right question to ask the AI customer service chatbot to get the information I needed.
The marketer had to ferret a question that would lead the chatbot to recommend their product.

by MJamesM January 17, 2023

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

Ferret Dunn

An African child with large pubey haircut and tries to be road:( he enjoys the odd fag and is generally considered a legend by him mum, and her friends. He originated from the land of Granada and has only ever eaten tobacco and then learnt to smoke it. He is now knows as ground weasel by colleagues. Good old ferret dunn.

Opponent: u're a dick
Me: your a stupid ferret dunn

by Osama laden October 27, 2016

Ferret

A pedophile, this is because of bullshit censorship to protect yulkytulky.

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a pedo

(Redacted) : no, this displeases me

Person 1: fuck yulkytulky they’re a ferret

by Igor- December 2, 2020

Coping Ferret

One or more humans who stand on the coping of a skatepark. Most common when it’s not their turn to ride.

That scooter kid won’t get off the coping, their such a Coping Ferret.

by Ferret Slayer July 12, 2021

ferreting

A desperate shit that has to be held in. At the point between staying in and coming out. Like a weasel it sticks it's head out the hole to look around. Then goes back in.

Anne needed a poo so bad it was ferreting.

by gorgeousbrian July 26, 2022