festy

Crawling with maggots.

That corpse is really festy.

by P. D. Jackson July 20, 2005

Feltcher

One who "accidently" cums inside a girls vagina, and attempts to suck it out with a straw, in fear she might become pregnant

Quit being a feltcher honey im on birth control

by AdamAdamAdam January 18, 2008

Feltching

Action, pointing your elbow at someone whilst making a patronizing mmm noise. Felching is an offensive gesture and is used to mock someone.

The definition of feltching is to patronize,mock and tease someone. Eg that bloke is a bully, hes a real felcher.

I was walking down the high street and someone fetched me . It was very disrespectful.

by Longee October 6, 2016

touchy feety

to give a partner sexual pleasure using one's feet.

Hey baby, you want some Touchy Feety??

by SeriouslyLiz June 13, 2008

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

falty

When you're wrong and you feel stupid about what you said and/or did wrong.

Bella: Did you just fart?
Justeeni: No.
Bella: ...Falty.

by Justeeni December 18, 2005

hamster feltching

Placing a hollow tube up your backside, then making the hamster crawl up the tube and to hibernate in one's asshole until you shit it out dead.

you raving hamster feltcher!

by charlie March 18, 2005