Shit fielding

Where in the middle of a football game a guy runs down on the football field and pulls down his pants and shits on the field. His is sometimes done as a shit wager or just to get attention ect.

John is shit fielding.

by Deep blue 2012 January 13, 2010

Needle felting

Needle felting is a craft you do for fun and you can make whatever you want. Needle felting is a craft where you take wool and poke it with a needle and eventually it makes a hard peace of wool that looks like whatever you want it to look like. When needle felting you have to shape it the shape you want.

Needle felting is relaxing and a fun craft that I do

by got to define all of the words February 13, 2019

fedding

A sexual manuver involving the rare coincidental occasion of the combination of a wedding, a funeral, and the act of felching. To Fed is to feltch during a simultanous Wedding/ Funeral, and is generally considered to be in bad form.

"Wow, Joe, incredible wedding. But I'm sorry your grandfather died."

"Yeah, I just wish my bride hadn't pulled a fedding with the corpse. Poor gramps. Oh, and me for marrying her."

by Jindalhooey November 8, 2007

feeding his chocobo

Masturbation. A chocobo is a bird-like creature in the Final Fantasy series of video games. Several of these games allow the player to breed different varieties of chocobo. In the online-only Final Fantasy XI the player has to log on and feed his chocobo, or the chocobo will die. How the term became associated with masturbation is unknown.

He was busy feeding his chocobo.

by John Perkins March 17, 2008

Feeding the unicorn

When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!

Do you like feeding the unicorn?

by Fukn paul March 11, 2017

Feeding the Birds

A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.

“Where the fuck is frank?”
“I think he’s in the bathroom feeding the birds”

by MrOCD October 16, 2019

feeding the horse

placing a banana hammock over your ears so you can feed someone oats or carrots from where a mans junk was.

although it smelled like a jock strap, it was truly amazing when i saw him feeding the horse from across the room. i threw in a couple extra dollars.

by b2m2c2nyc2 April 20, 2011