fizzy felch

To ejaculate into a wine aerator then put the semen into the arsehole of another person. While the semen flows through it will become fizzier than normal. Then take a straw and suck out the semen.

Fuck man, I need bubbles for this hangover....can I fizzy felch you?

by Peter Pan Fucker October 19, 2010

Dog Felching

The act of putting a McDonalds' straw up a dog's butthole after cuming in it, and sucking your cum back out it's anus.

Did you hear that Bill went Dog Felching last Friday? Holy Shit! Let's go with him next Friday!

by SawOwls May 12, 2014

Felces

Felces-Definition.Really lame Cheater on CS.no brains and no life.

hey did you see that pile of Felces.he cheated and then was owned

by azza August 10, 2004

Felch Burger

The codename for this guy I know. He is kind of like a mixture of zorro and Minut Bull, except he loves stickning burgers in his ass and having people eat them out of his ass. This is also what this act is called (example, give me a burger felch please!) Also, he is also not a large black man even though he likes to be felched by them.

Man, all felch burger does is felch burgers and eat Chinese food in the woods. He sniffs glue and molests Tony Danza's children. He is Craig Nelson, Felch Burger aka Felcher extrordanaire. IM: CRAYZ1235

by CJ Studebaker November 27, 2004

felcher

Someone who butt fucks a man or animal, and licks off the remnents.

When Richard Sagneri was finished butt fucking the male goat, he then proceded to lick off the remaining cum and shit pieces.

by Jason March 26, 2005

felcher

suking custard out of the tea towl holder

stoking a hairy arse, filling it with cum & sucking out the goodness with a straw

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

felchy joe

One who sucks the goodness from the hole room, joe being the given name for anyone who is not important

Guy 1: "Whoah, look at the dribble on that ugly fuckers noggin"
Guy 2: "Ahhhhh yes, felchy joeeeeee"
Guy 1: *nods*
Guy 2: *shudders*

by takesitupthebatty July 9, 2009