auto-fellaciatic digestion

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

felmer

When you are fucking someone in the ass, cum in the ass, and drink the cum out with a straw.

Ian Cramer gave his girlfriend a felmer because he was thirsty.

by Ken002 April 24, 2007

Self Fellatio

The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

by the really awesome guy July 27, 2009

Felon

A person convicited of the most serious category of a crime.

Having ben convicted of Grand Theft, he is now a felon

by George May 13, 2005

Feldered

To have ones head farted on in epic and hilarious fashion.

That was hilarious. Dude, he farted on your head so hard he almost crapped. You got so Feldered.

by eflatus September 18, 2009

felicity

A beautiful down to earth girl with stunningly gorgous eyes and an amazing personality. many people love her although she may not realise it.

i wish i was a felicity

by karnte destroyer November 27, 2009

tom felton

tom felton is the most sexiest man alive

sexiest man alive : tom felton

by ialwaysspeakthetrutg February 7, 2021