Sphincter Factor

noun (slang); An allusion to the Richter Scale which, instead of measuring seismic activity, quantifies the magnitude of undesirable aspects. One of many colloquialisms used to define this magnitude (synonyms: suck-o-meter, dick meter, fail scale, et al).

"I give this whole thing a Sphincter Factor of about 9.5!" -- 'Hippy' (Todd Graff) in The Abyss (film, 1989, dir. James Cameron). Possible origin.

by Rancorr Blackmane August 5, 2009

tom felton stans

The sweetest persons alive, seriously. They help and give u so much love whenever u need it.

Draco Malfoy is very hot indeed.

Friend A: did you hear that Everly is one of the Tom Felton Stans?

Friend B: that makes so much sense, she was always so nice to me!

by hermionesbae October 17, 2021

Burlington Coat Factory

A store that suffers business-wise because 95% of potential shoppers think all they have is coats. In reality, it's much like Bealls, JC Penney, Dillards and the such.

"why the hell would I want to go to Burlington Coat Factory? all they have is coats!"

or do they....

by marmarthe2nd May 21, 2008

k-factor

when you have lived in klamath falls for so long that the girls that you would normal think are ugly, eventually become attractive to you. such as a girl from anywhere else that would be rated as a 4 on a scale from 1 to 10, eventually would become an 8 on a scale from 1 to 10 in klamath falls.

ex1: if you thought you were a hot ass bitch in klamath falls, and you went to the pearl district, as a woman the only thing you could think is im fat, ugly, stupid, and i need a bathroom to throw-up in
ex2: Guy 1- that chick that i nailed last night was hot.
guy 2- no way man, she was a total k-factor, your cock is gonna shrivel up and die... she looked like shrek.

by Rugby House January 13, 2010

KIMP Factor

KIMP = "Kittens I'd Murder for a Pizza"

When traveling overseas for a long time, you finally get to a point when you have had enough foreign food and actually, biologically, NEED a pizza. How many kittens would you murder for one? That's the KIMP factor.

By the time you reach a KIMP factor of 10: it's time to come home.

I spent three weeks in Shanghai, and after only 4 days was up to a KIMP factor of 5. The rest of the time was NOT good.

by Uncle Des July 22, 2010

clunge factory

brothel ... deriving from the saying 'grunge factory'

i just saw ya mum in the clunge factory

by Kreaper February 10, 2009

squeeze factor

(noun) The amount of effort one has to put forth while taking a dump. The more constipated, the higher the squeeze factor.

Joe (after coming out of the bathroom): "Yo brozay, what's on tv?"
Bill: "Yo, you just missed two shows. Wtf were you doing in there anyway. Are you ok?"
Joe: "Yeah, man. I'm a little uh....how shall we say, backed up. There was a high squeeze factor involved in that dump."

by stockman09 January 21, 2010