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blonde fart

The dangerous combination of a blonde moment and a brain fart. Two times magnification - reserved for only the most dim-witted of moments.
My sister had a blonde fart while watching the news during a recent family dinner. The tv reporter said that "9 Brazilian men had died in an explosion." My sister turned to me and asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"
by MoonPie24 April 24, 2017
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headless fart

Fart without head;

fart escaping from the male love tunnel not fully intact, therefore breaking the bubble that fart was contained in, and releasing excessive amounts of noxious and sometimes even toxic gas.

More often used as a derogatory analogy to describe a person who gives away information, data, codes, secrets or anything else that was not meant to be known between friends and/or acquaintances, creating issues, rumours, innuendo, panic, hysteria and/or inadvertently dobbing said individuals and/or groups into each other or authorities.
"He's a headless fart for letting every one online know about the party tonight!"
by Porky Pawn August 5, 2020
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mark blaj fart sec

mark blaj fart secs is a legend dating all the way back to the ice age it is rumoured that his dad fart secsed the ice away and his so was born aka mark Blaj he inserted a tube into his and then into his son mark blaj and blew the most powerful fart secs into his and transferred his powers into him
did you see the mark blaj fart secs yet?
by yupppa December 6, 2020
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Obama Fart

A fart that once left never seems to go away even after 8 years.
Dude, you farted in my car last week and the smell of that bad boy still lingers, Bro..I know, its called an Obama Fart it sticks around after you let it and can last up to 8 years.
by Goatoghillgary December 19, 2016
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Fart Pie

Farting into the palm of ones hand, capturing the flatus into a balled fist, and then quickly opening the hand directly into the face of an unsuspecting victim in the style of a 1940s era pie fight without the hand actually touching the victims face.
I was quietly reading a book when Larry snuck up beside me and crushed a particularly fresh fart pie into my face.
by penguin_clubber January 27, 2011
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Emilia Fart

“Did that girl just take a shit in her neighbors lawn and run off screaming?”

“Yes, that is Emilia fart and she is *tongue pop* -Iconic.”
by EMILIAS BITCH 24/7 February 15, 2018
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fart lord

A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart lords" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.
Fall before the might of the fart lord!!
by Rudy tulips January 15, 2009
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