Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer

When someone in a third world country pleasures multiple homeless people under a bridge using a penis pump.

Some stupid hoopajoop decided he wanted to be a Costa Rican Hotdog Farmer and has a line of homeless people obstructing traffic for a mile to have his penis pump used on them.

by DonkeyPuncher911 April 28, 2023

hair farmer

Any male with excessively long hair.

Lorenzo Lamas, Fabio, and all the members of "Lynrd Skynrd" are hair farmers.

by Chris Rosenbaum February 4, 2004

Farmer's Logic

Logic which is simple to understand, commonly used to sarcastically express unachievable deadlines and goals

The customer wants 6 months of work completed in 2 weeks, well farmer's logic says that won't work.

by Plutos-a-planet November 17, 2015

farmed

in league of legends, you farm minions to get gold and xp, to snowball and get stronger; to get farmed, which applies in any game, means you're getting pooped on, and just feeding kills and xp to the enemy

yo chill out you're getting farmed, just sit back

by puristyle February 3, 2022

watermelon farmer

a person that only has sex with women over 300lbs

Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!

by william shatnered January 3, 2011

farmer's blow

The act of plugging one nostril while forcefully blowing the other causing the snot from the open nostril to shoot out onto the ground.

Brian was sick and congested however after his farmer's blow, his breathing became easier.

by David99 April 30, 2007

turd farmer

Someone who regularly produces a crop of turds.

"Hey Turd Farmer, how's the crop coming in?"

by buttcote July 7, 2007