Fagellett

Noun: Any male who somehow finds the courage to be extremely cocky towards other males but has absolutely no physical strength or muscularity; the cockiness displayed commonly includes the claimed ability hes an amazing fighter, trash talking a certain action or belief you have and contradicting what he said later, and brilliantly displaying his vehicle, apartment and abundance of expensive clothes that his dad still pays for.

He's such a Fagellett...he would get the crap beat outta him.

by GinoGuido March 2, 2010

faceless friends

Members of a forum that you tell your innermost secrets to.

To all my faceless friends, I love you all.

by dunecigar March 6, 2010

Facelol

Blend of Facebook and the acronym LOL (Laughing Out Loud, also related to lolcats for its ridiculous nature); face+lol, meaning a person who is ridiculing him or herself by behaving ignorantly, stupidly or amusingly, without the intention of doing so, in facebook situations.

- OMG, did you see what F's ex-girlfriend wrote in her status yesterday?

- No. Tell me, tell me!

- "I'm afraid of crying so much I'll drown before you'll take me back...*sob, sob* F unheart D :*("

- HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!!!

- I know, she's such a facelol.

by Malectra December 3, 2010

Fagé

Someone who's beyond the faggot level and needs a title that just sounds really douchy. Pronounced as if you were saying vag-aye.

"Steven told Syneca I called him a fagé in a text message..."
"Lol, what a fagé"

by KEATOR November 27, 2012

fagedy

A fagedy is a tragic drama in which the central cause of the characters' undoing is their homosexuality. Usually fagedies are centered on male characters and involve lots of art faggery.

Some people consider "Dead Poets Society" a coming-of-age tale, but with all the poetry readings and homosexuals it is clearly a fagedy.

by fagedy2013 September 15, 2013

facelover

A stranger you befriend on Facebook that you have never met. You fall in love with them because their Facebook posts and interests totally turn you on but the moment you meet them in person, you realize this relationship is not forever...

Jim thought Antoinette's puppy video she posted was the cutest thing he ever saw, until he actually met her. Sadly, it was only Facebook love, she was a fantasy, she was just his facelover.

by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015

Fagalad

Picture the scene: You and the boys are hungry as fuck and ready to devour the shit out of whatever meat product you can get your hands in. There's one slightly fatter cunt in the brigade, too fucking lazy to go to the gym like the rest of you. So instead of working out, he gets the sald in a vain attempt to avoid vising the gym.

A fagalad is a salad in a sea of burgers and other meat derived products

Joshua did not purchase a footlong subway sub, he ate a fagalad. He's still fatter.

by Terrence Travesty June 5, 2018