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Picture the scene: You and the boys are hungry as fuck and ready to devour the shit out of whatever meat product you can get your hands in. There's one slightly fatter cunt in the brigade, too fucking lazy to go to the gym like the rest of you. So instead of working out, he gets the sald in a vain attempt to avoid vising the gym.

A fagalad is a salad in a sea of burgers and other meat derived products
Joshua did not purchase a footlong subway sub, he ate a fagalad. He's still fatter.
Fagalad by Terrence Travesty June 5, 2018
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Fagalash 

Fagalash characterizes the embodiment of laziness, feeling like doing nothing
I can’t come to your party I have fagalash
Fagalash by Bobamba March 18, 2021
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fagalanche 

A whole lotta gay comin at you at once.
Meeting Ace was like having a fagalanche fall on your head.
fagalanche by The Seadwick February 4, 2006
Old Jewish grandmother walks into a bar noticing all the men holding hands with other men, walks over to the bartender and says, "Fagalas?"
Fagala by Jill B January 18, 2006

Fagalaga 

Common noun --- Pronounced “Faga-laga”

A certain type of guy who may or may not necessarily be a homosexual, but acts and conducts himself in a manner that makes his own mother question so.

Limp wristed and camp. Normally is very stylish and is open to wearing heeled boots. Often a pleasure to have around, but if you saw them out of context from afar you would think “Christ here we go”.
Mate 1: “You know that gay guy in your group?”

Mate 2: “Who? Petey?”

Mate 1: “Yeah him!”

Mate 2: “Oh, he’s not gay, he’s just a bit of a Fagalaga!”
Fagalaga by x8noph0b3__ July 7, 2021
A fag that is not only a queer, but a stupid queer
Nice haircut, Fagalag
Fagalag by Sundance Kid February 10, 2007

fagalard 

Someone who devises an elaborate E-scheme that makes them appear as something they are not(generally dudes as hot young girls). Chris Hansen visits are the ultimate goal of these sexual deviants. These types are resistant to truth serum and resistant to getting laid.
Asahi yo Nobore(Hurricanedra) played arguably the biggest game of guess who by pretending to be a 16y/o asian girl thru message boards and even facebook. What a fagalard he turned out to be.

SpartanSqaud is a fagalard, he claims that he was Asahi, which in reality is a death sentence in itself.
fagalard by Nay- March 21, 2008