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Picture the scene: You and the boys are hungry as fuck and ready to devour the shit out of whatever meat product you can get your hands in. There's one slightly fatter cunt in the brigade, too fucking lazy to go to the gym like the rest of you. So instead of working out, he gets the sald in a vain attempt to avoid vising the gym.

A fagalad is a salad in a sea of burgers and other meat derived products
Joshua did not purchase a footlong subway sub, he ate a fagalad. He's still fatter.
Fagalad by Terrence Travesty June 5, 2018
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Fagalash 

Fagalash characterizes the embodiment of laziness, feeling like doing nothing
I cant come to your party I have fagalash
Fagalash by Bobamba March 18, 2021
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fagalanche 

A whole lotta gay comin at you at once.
Meeting Ace was like having a fagalanche fall on your head.
fagalanche by The Seadwick February 4, 2006
Old Jewish grandmother walks into a bar noticing all the men holding hands with other men, walks over to the bartender and says, "Fagalas?"
Fagala by Jill B January 18, 2006

Fagalaga 

Common noun --- Pronounced “Faga-laga”

A certain type of guy who may or may not necessarily be a homosexual, but acts and conducts himself in a manner that makes his own mother question so.

Limp wristed and camp. Normally is very stylish and is open to wearing heeled boots. Often a pleasure to have around, but if you saw them out of context from afar you would think “Christ here we go”.
Mate 1: “You know that gay guy in your group?”

Mate 2: “Who? Petey?”

Mate 1: “Yeah him!”

Mate 2: “Oh, he’s not gay, he’s just a bit of a Fagalaga!”
Fagalaga by x8noph0b3__ July 7, 2021
A fag that is not only a queer, but a stupid queer
Nice haircut, Fagalag
Fagalag by Sundance Kid February 10, 2007

fagalard 

Someone who devises an elaborate E-scheme that makes them appear as something they are not(generally dudes as hot young girls). Chris Hansen visits are the ultimate goal of these sexual deviants. These types are resistant to truth serum and resistant to getting laid.
Asahi yo Nobore(Hurricanedra) played arguably the biggest game of guess who by pretending to be a 16y/o asian girl thru message boards and even facebook. What a fagalard he turned out to be.

SpartanSqaud is a fagalard, he claims that he was Asahi, which in reality is a death sentence in itself.
fagalard by Nay- March 21, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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