Facial diarrhea

When a person cannot control his or her face expressions and his or her facial expressions are easily read by others.

Joe has facial diarrhea, his emotions are easily readable to anyone.

Pooja does not have facial diarrhea, she cannot be read easily by others.

by Freakycurlhead March 5, 2021

facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.

Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!

by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016

buttermilk facial

Describes the process of farting in someone's face after receiving unprotected anal sex with ejaculation, thus covering the face of the other person with small, white drops of semen.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.

After finishing her off from behind, that stupid bitch gave me a buttermilk facial!

by Blitzkneisser June 30, 2017

Concrete Facial

The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.

If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.

by Hot n' Ready September 25, 2018

Yogurt Facial

The spray of yogurt that often erupts from a warm container of yogurt upon opening. It often sprays on the person's shirt or face and resembles a large spray of semen.

Hahahaha Frank totally got a Yogurt Facial from that Very Vanilla Yogurt. Open it in the other direction next time! You look a like a gay porn star in the middle of a circle jerk!

by davidchriswilson May 22, 2013

Philly facial

When blowing two or more brothers at the same time and they all dump a load on your face.

When Drew went to the phi delta delta fraternity house they gave him a Philly Facial.

by Brometheus Bear April 6, 2016

clown facial

Where I guy cums on a girls face and the load runs down her face and she smears it in to make a clown mask out of semen

(Adam) Yo what's a clown facial? (Brittany) look above at the definition dumbass

by A hoe that's good at blowing. October 10, 2015