Brain Free

Self Descriptive
Lack of brains

Brainless

1. If I wasn't brain free I'd be a rocket scientist.
2. Bro keep up all that drinking and you will be brain free.
3. I am using brain free as my excuse.
4. We know you're brain free but we still love you.
5. It's awesome. I am so brain free today. I smoked too much dank weed.
6. I could only stand one date with her because she was brain free.
7. Bro if you keep on doing all those beer bongs you'll be brain free.
8. You always lose in beer pong, no wonder why you are brain free.

by iamgrouchysmurf February 6, 2014

free mode

This is when you are too broke to buy data but Facebook has pity on you to be chatting...😑

I can't see the picture you sent, I'm using FREE MODE

by Phenom_X March 31, 2020

stress-free

Something I haven't felt since I was a wee child. Ah, the days.

Person A: "What's being stress-free feel like?"

Person B: "Stress...free? Oh yeah, that! That's something I dream of."

by Jazjo November 1, 2018

free protein

A slang term for seminal fluid of the human species. Usually used in suggestive and/or sexual manners.

Scott: Want some free protein? ;)
Dave: No, that’s nasty thanks.

by FreeProtein November 1, 2020

Free Water

Tagline made popular by Drippy Ray Cyrus used to grant any parched thot a healthy dose of good h20 - sonically or health wise. This typically equates to giving out beneficial gifts, getting washed in some sort of challenge, excelling in something, helping the less fortunate drink more water, or just unveiling your true inner wetness.

In the past years this term has rose to extreme heights of popularity thanks to other popular social media presences promoting the #FreeWater lifestyle.

Person 1: Bout to release my pirate culture album for free.
Person 2: You wanna give your craft out for free ?
Person 1: Free water for everybody.

Person 1: Did you know its illegal to catch rain water in some states?
Person 2: Whaat?? SMH #FreeWater forever

by freemitherfknwater May 5, 2018

free melania

Coined during the early days of the Trump presidency, 'Free Melania' was a massive outcry for the release of his wife from forced marriage. However, since Trump rejects democracy, she has yet to attain liberation from her miserable state. But let not the flame die out.

"Whatcha readin' up on?"
"Child brides in polygamists cults."
"Yikes! Free Melania!"

by James Headfield March 10, 2020

Free clam

When a female neglects or chooses not to wear panties for any number of reasons

Girl, that skirt was so tight, I had to free clam just to avoid panty lines.

by humminbird July 6, 2010