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First Date Regulations for Men

1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.

3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.

8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.

9. Bring a condom. You never know.

10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
Idk what to do for this date.

“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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Hair Club For Men

A way to get some nice hot young (over 18) poon if your over 50.
Hot Chick "Your disgusting!"

Old Fart "But Im part of Hair Club For Men"

Hot Chick "ooooh. Wanna come back to my place!?"
by Kleetis III May 28, 2009
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For Medusanal Use Only

Da warning-label dat appears on alcohol-based tonics and elixirs dat are applied to da skin and scalp of da infamous monster with creepy snake-locks described in Greek mythology.
If I was offered a bottle of hooch-preserved remedy-ingredients dat's supposedly "good for what ails me", but was labelled "For Medusanal Use Only", I think I'd back away real fast and reply, "Ell Passo on dat, thank you very much!"
by QuacksO April 6, 2021
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fight for merks

To fight relentlessly and without concern for safety. Aiming to seriously hurt your opponent.
Boy 1: yo this guy's is bugging he always talking shut
Boy 2: fight that nigga b
Boy 1: nah I only fight for merks I ain't tryna hurt nobody
by Crihs notems November 28, 2016
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flowers for men

Nudes, booty pics and boobies.
Its too late to hang out but its the perfect time to send me some flowers for men
by rocheman July 4, 2017
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Cunt for men

Poisoning a guys sandwich
*cunt for men”
You fucking poisoned me !?
by Ghostkeal August 6, 2023
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begging for mercy

When it's absolutely, not clear where he just got into and he just begs for his life and he can't get an eye closed anymore.
John was fighting with some people in school to get accepted as a part of them and now they're trying to shoot him. Now he's begging for mercy.
To have a chance to live a normal life.

Of course he apologizes and promises to everyone that no one is going to meet him again.
by SoEveryoneAgainstMe? March 6, 2025
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