Going to live on a farm.

The lie your parents told you when your dog died.

Kid: Hey Dad where's the dog at?
Dad: Oh, he went to live on a farm.
Kid: Kewl!
later...Kid to friends: My dog is going to live on a farm.

by john95127 February 19, 2009

obsolete farm equipment

A black person, or, multiple black people.

- " Is Jimmy in the bar? If he's there, his motorcycle will be parked out front."
- " I know, I can't tell, my view's blocked, all I can see is a bunch of obsolete farm equipment."

by kartie606 March 8, 2008

fat farm

A clinic or resort where people go to lose weight. This is a somewhat derisive term for such an establishment.

She spends all her vacations at a fat farm but it hasn't helped so far.

Laverne and Shirley went to the fat farm.

by SoberDude December 15, 2008

China Farmer

A China Farmer is a character within a MMORPG that is used for the sole purpose of gathering in-game currency, items, and other resources. The China Farmer is often employed by a Chinese Company that specalizes in selling in-game currency over the internet. Often times, the China Farmer character is played by multiple people so that the character never has to log off, therefore giving it the ability to always be gathering resources. Be warned that the China Farmer will often remain in an area for days at a time and will employ any tactic, including dirty, tricky and underhanded ones, to remove or discourage other players from gathering resrouces in that area. Also, be advised that the China Farmer speaks little to no English and will often yell at other characters in broken English or various dialects of Chinese. China Farmers are hated by the general gaming community for their ability to destroy the in-game economy and for giving rich players an unfair advantage over other players.

"Me and my friend tried to get some good drops in Tyr's Hand the other night but all these China Farmers kept leading all these mobs to us and we wound up having to leave."

by Uriel Spears September 2, 2005

Bought The Farm

phrase: refers to someone deceased in a military accident or operation. Phrase predates World War II, but came into common use at that time due to the large numbers of training casualties due inexperienced pilots/crewmembers trained in aircraft that are much less reliable than today. Common accidents in rural areas would result in aircraft crashing into barns, fields, or rural property, resulting in damages. The US Government would compensate the affected property owners with checks to pay for damages, or in some cases condemn land contaminated with undetonated/unlocated munitions/weapons, in effect "buying the farm".

"28 of us started out in my class in UPT (Undergraduate Pilot Training) but only 11 of us earned our wings. 13 washed out, 2 got held back, and Higgins and Baker bought the farm when they lost power on climb-out."

by speedstan February 24, 2010

fart farm

Someone who passes a lot of gas.

Windy Cindy is a real fart farm today. I was sitting behind her in first period class and I knew exactly what she had for breakfast 10 minutes into the class.

by Elevator Al May 30, 2008

AIDS Farmer

A clever yet honest insult towards gay men.

Implying that they are the ones who spread and harvest AIDS thoughout the world.

Yo, Pat you're such an AIDS Farmer

by The Brockville King December 31, 2011