Definitive Exit Plan

Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.

Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.

by RalphhplaR September 10, 2022

Finnish Exit

When your SO is so cold they ghost your relationship

“Yeah we were in a relationship, but i just stopped hearing from her, it was a Finnish Exit”

by BagAlertBagAlert October 3, 2022

what exit?

term often used on Cape Cod to describe ones location in reference to Route 6

I want to go to Chatham. What exit?

Exit 11.

by exitmerch January 7, 2022

exiteer

A group of people who carry out assisted suicide in the book Exit by Belinda Bauer.

"The ultimate outcome was, of course, inevitable, but in the short term an Exiteer had to learn to be patient"

by morethenless January 7, 2022

Pittsburgh exit

Any asinine exit on a highway designed by buttholes that force you to travel through town in order to get back onto the highway, leading to you losing time from traffic. Pittsburgh and other cities in Pennsylvania are known to grossly exploit this atrocity of humanity.

I went on a road trip home yesterday and I accidentally exited at the wrong spot and there was no place to get back on. I got forced to drive through town and had to wait an hour through extremely long stop lights who green lights last only a few seconds. Stupid Pittsburgh exits.

by The Real Driller December 28, 2021

Happy day of Vaginal exit

The more lewd and horny fun way to say "Happy birthday", best to be used for people who are comfortable around lewd and horny or straight up enjoy it publicly.

Person 1: Hey I heard it's your birthday today?

Person 2: Yeah!

Person 1: Well Happy day of vaginal exit, hope you have a wonderful day

Person 2: What's that?

Person 1: Just a lewd and horny way to say happy birthday!

by Zesilina Newborn May 6, 2021

Exit via the gift shop

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.

"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."

by m0thra June 18, 2025