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Shwank Exit

“Oh Connor got up without saying goodbye, he did a Shwank Exit”
by connor gabay January 15, 2024
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Dan Thompson Exit

When you leave a discord call suddenly, or with no explanation
"Sam did a Dan Thompson exit right there"
by CactusInPot September 11, 2020
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Aussie exit

Similar to the Irish exit where one leaves a party without saying a word, the Australian exit or Aussie exit entails leaving a party and taking a person with you to have sex before kicking them out early the next morning because you need to catch a flight and leave the country.

Variations of this could include:
Leaving a party and then hitting someone up for sex (tinder/hinge/grinder).
Leaving a party because someone texted you at 2AM to hook up.
J: Damn, I nearly missed my flight because the guy I went home with last night wouldn't wake up.

M: Sounds like you made an Aussie exit!
by MArco333232 November 17, 2023
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Exit via the gift shop

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.
"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."
by m0thra June 18, 2025
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Exitator

A type of hat. The hat is usually referred to an Amato. It usually annoys the host with repeative sentances.
I gave an Exitator to my friend to teach him how it feels to be annoyed.
by Amatowarrior August 6, 2011
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exit wounds

1. The effect of eating especially spicy food, as felt on one's anus when excreting 24-48 hrs later. 2. the aftereffects of any especially bowel-moving event in general, such as diarrhea or Indian food not spicy enough for the first definition.
The Thai place I hit for lunch and the Mexican one for dinner were awesome, but I am seriously dreading the exit wounds I'll have!!!!
by Javrel January 29, 2019
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English Exit

The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.

Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.

The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Example Couple at a club:

Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?

Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
by Johnny Jay English July 8, 2022
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