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ex pest

One of those annoying exes who still feels the need to interfere in your present life..

Be it offering useless advice or generally sticking their nose in
"The ex pest has been on the phone again sticking her oar in where its not wanted"
by MrsDLT July 12, 2017
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ex-batallion

A group of jejemons in the philippines doing rap music and all the useless thing you could ever imagine.
q: Are you an Ex-batallion?
a: putang ina mo ba?
by 123alsdhkjdf January 16, 2018
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Ex-sexting

The act of sexting your ex-spouse or partner.
Man: "I can't make it with any babes here. I'm gonna text my old girlfriend."

His buddy: "Don't do it, man. No ex-sexting tonight."
by UWS124 October 20, 2012
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ex bond

The feeling that the people you roll with (ecstasy, ex, MDMA) are your closest friends; bonded through ex
After rolling, Sally and I have the craziest ex bond. I feel like she's one of my closest friends now.
by mayg August 22, 2011
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Ex-Math

The logical study and application of basic mathematical principles to deduce when your significant other was last with their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend.

While founded in the scientific theory, ex-math should not be considered for a major field of study as the process is often characterized by the absence of objective and rational thought.
Girlfriend: "I wondered after I left about the age you said you were when you were with XX so I put everything in a calendar. You said you were 24 so that was a couple of months before me? :-) sorry. I try not to be curious about stuff as that is typically not a good thing. But I wondered it and so I'm just...um..saying that I was curious."

Boyfriend: "Well if you're going to use ex-math, put it on a Chinese calendar. That way I haven't been with her since last year. Does that make you feel better?"
by Drexlzorg November 9, 2011
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my ex

a mother fucking shitty ass selfish, arrogant, self-centered, life ruining, musty, crusty, rusty, and dusty bitch as whore
Friend: isnt that your ex, matthew
Me: shut the fuck up never say my ex's name again i hate him with a living passion
by yourr_done November 11, 2021
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Shinras ex

Shinras ex is usually a term for a very quirky e-girl that plays a lot of VRChat.
Although he doesn't know who's behind the VR headset, he usually starts dating these people based on their pixels alone.
Lets go to a public Black Cat to pick up Shinras ex.
by Sky7734 October 3, 2022
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