What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away
Half of everything I own: *exists*
Karen: abra ca dab-bruh
Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*
Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*
Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Karen: abra ca dab-bruh
Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*
Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*
Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
by WhyohY January 23, 2023
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meaning they might unalive themselves. 0% chance it means they are actually thanking you
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Get the Thank you for everything mug.Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."
Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.
Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"
Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.
Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"
Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!
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