Oned Erection

Pronounced: Won-d-ee-rec-shun

To push five penises together and use the simultaneous erection to point in One Direction.

Oned Erection

Mother: Who is the band you are going to see tonight?
Daughter: Im seeing a performance of Oned Erection.
Mother: Who's in that?
Daughter: These guys Harry, Zayn, Liam, Niall and Louis.
Mother: ... Cool, Have fun.

by JLB555555 August 1, 2012

Shooting Erection

a dive in which you are in mid air stiff as an ercetion

That Shooting Erection recieved a 10 from the judge

by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007

Mass Erection

When someone sends a NSFW message in a group chat, it causes "mass erections". It's basically a lot of people getting erections at the same time due to the NSFW message/post.

-Chat admin: NSFW materials are prohibited in this chat, please refrain from sending media that will cause mass erection in members.

by Hadi Poker Face August 12, 2017

nigger erection

When you have such a powerful erection that your dick turns black af

Damn, I had a nigger erection the other day, that shit hurt like fucking hell

by Nigger erectioon December 19, 2017

election erection

A victory boner one recieves from over whelming joy as their prefered presidential candidate racks up the electoral votes and crushes the election

When my homeboy Trump crushed the electoral vote I got a major election erection! Go Republicans! Yeeeee haaaaaaw!

by spray_and_pray November 17, 2016

Erect Poop

When your poop you left in the toilet is long and in a straight line.

Dang! I made an Erect Poop!

by feggbzherhare May 1, 2021

Phantom Erection

An Erection felt but actually experienced, leaving one unable to reach an orgasm.

People who may experience this could be eunuchs, paraplegic/quadriplegics, or Lieutenant Dan.

"How Sucky would that be... A phantom erection, but no way to release...! Ugh." - Shorty

by Tojo June 27, 2014