restaurant English

The minimal amount of English a foreign-born waiter or busboy learns in order to communicate with his/her customers—"hamburger," "fork," "cheese," etc.

He couldn't really follow what was on TV, he basically just knew restaurant English

by dizzy spins November 19, 2009

English teacher

People who put more thoughts into a novel than the original owner did

English teacher:I can’t keep a stable marriage

https: //m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

by IG Tagzii March 9, 2020

Jake English

has a really nice ass

Jake English has a nice ass

by fallguyguy November 3, 2020

English Owned

The name for when you beat someone in grammar, vocabulary or pronunciation.

Jim: If only that was possible.

Doctor: Actually it's "only if that WERE possible." Conditional Clause.

Fred: Wow Dr, you just english owned him!

by Gordon-Man December 28, 2010

anime english

A certain dialect of the English language in which Japanese voice actors try to speak English. It's hilarious.

Did you hear Dave speaking Anime English? I could barely understand him...

by Scotty_K January 6, 2020

English Handshake

A dry, shameful handjob.

I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.

by Mijioshi October 20, 2018

english honors

Hell. You'll think you can handle it, and you'll do well in the class but the bags under your eyes and desperation for sleep with say otherwise.

English Honors teacher: Class, I am assigning a reading to be done independently. Its from page 103- 253 and it's due tomorrow.

Class: *zombie-like moans*

by a_student January 5, 2016