Engineering Students

Engineering Students are groups of men, usually young men, who collectively agree to abstain from sexual intercourse.

Don't bother offering us that stinky pinky. We are Engineering Students.

by Social Studies Major April 19, 2019

Eigenfeces

Worthless sites that have managed to seo themselves on to the first page of google.

I typed "acai berry" into google and got Eigenfeces -- www.acaiberrytime.com.

by rongenre September 2, 2009

Network Engineer

The guy at the office that makes the computers do magic.

User - How did you fix my computer?
Network Engineer - umm.. Magic!... It's easier if I don't explain

by Toddals September 7, 2010

engineering major

Borderline insane pursuit of a conceptual understanding of the physical principles underlying everyday machines that can be operated without this understanding.

Mechanic: Have you ever changed your own oil?

Engineering Major: No, but do you know chemically how the gas you put into your engine produces the heat necessary to power the engine, as well as how this heat is converted to usable mechanical work?

Mechanic: ... That will be $43.50.

by Clearly written by an engineer February 16, 2012

Mechanical Engineer

Badass Mother Fuckers that are way under paid unless they move to a big city.

Scott (new hire): Is that a bum over there?
Andy (plant manager): No!, lol, That is our Mechanical Engineer, I barely pay him to design all of our badass equipment. He looks like a bum because he is still paying for his $50K education and can barely afford to make his house payment. Not to mention that President NoBama has his head shoved up his own ass!

by broke-ass engineer June 13, 2010

engineer shot

1) snort a line of salt
2) take a shot of tequila
3) squirt lemon juice in your eye

The engineer shot was created to simulate the experience of being an engineer.

It is also known that snorting salt and squirting lemon juice in your eye causes alcohol to be absorbed into your blood faster (maybe).

For example, I took an engineer shot last weekend.

by anon186451 October 14, 2010

Engineer Gaming

One of the nine playable characters in team fortress 2, commonly known as the engineer, sometimes shortened to "engie" by his fellow mercenaries, but whose real name is Dell Conager, was found to be engaging in one of his favourite hobbies which is playing videos games, also commonly known as "gaming" - Alowishus Devadander Abercrombie

Engineer Gaming

by Skoobertf2 November 24, 2020