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eventual

My life is great, everything's eventual.
by KBalth May 15, 2006
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In a shocking turn of events

A sarcastic remark given to someone when the yarn they have just weaved has no suprise and is just regular run of the mill shit. The tale may have been one heard many times before or is just something that is very standard behavior of the storyteller.
dude 1: I just got shut down by that hot chick at the bar.

dude 2: In a shocking turn of events!
by TV CAR May 30, 2010
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Meaning that even though you already have a girlfriend doesn't mean that you can't date someone else.
Bob: Dude look at those hotties man!
Mike: But I already have a girlfriend
Bob: Even though you're on a diet, doesn't mean that you can't look at the menu.
Mike: Oh OK then.
by xXN00B_SAIB0T777Xx July 8, 2009
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You don't even know

Dane Cook's perfect representation of how it should be used. When in an arguement with your significant other this needs to be dropped at the end of the arguement when nothing else can be gained from the situation. Then one must promptly exit the room.
"Over there, eating your Oodles of Noodles!!! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"
by Ryan Frazier March 15, 2008
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I can't even

This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has evolved into another "typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "chipotle" .
Did you see Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even!

Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.
by the pretty one June 19, 2014
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Even!

Exclamation denoting agreement, surprise, approval
He's totally rocking the porn moustache look

Even!
by Luisa78 June 11, 2006
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Even Steven

When a girls gut bulges out as far as her boobs; making her profile even, between their waist and neck.
"That chick Sabastien brought home was an even steven. I couldn't tell where her boobs ended and stomach began"
by Andrew & Erik June 11, 2008
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