douche patty

A "gay lil douche sucker/ chronic gay douche sucker." ; Gay ass freak.

" Man, Austin whats-his-face is a big 'ole douche patty. I feel sorry for you- know- who."

by AustinIsADoucher November 10, 2009

Douche Strap

A chin strap, but douchier.

Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are totally rockin' the douche strap in that "Motherlover" video.

by DUBS123 November 11, 2009

Douche Forest

A group of douche bags in formation. They probably aren't doing anything productive. And are likely grouping in a low class public place.

Wow, look at that huge Douche Forest over there. What a bunch of posers.

by Sliter August 20, 2010

Douche Nickel

A douche bag in training. Someone who isn't fully tanned or muscled or collar popped. The brother of a douche bag who thinks he's a douche bag because his brother is a douche bag. also known as "Riding his brim."

Hey man Terrance is coming over hide the weights, he'll wanna lift and shed the douche nickel tag.

Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel

by lowbrowhumor March 15, 2011

Douche Bonnet

A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.

eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."

by Berus November 14, 2011

Douchebaggesaurus

A douchebag so big that he belongs in the jurrasic period... as well as extinct.

That firefighter thinks hes hot shi*t but he's really a Fugly Douchebaggesaurus.

by Ccie January 15, 2012

Douche Tail

Long, excess part of one's belt, that hangs down in a douchy way, possibly bringing attention to one's genitalia. Only exhibited by an individuals with belts that are way too long.

Wearing a size 54 belt to hold up size 46 trousers, or short trousers, dangling that excess piece of leather...or other synthetic fiber belt. That braided douche tail really kicks it up one notch.

by zach galifinoccia February 14, 2012