dweet

Verb.

1) A Twitter tweet sent when drunk. A drunk tweet.

2) A Twitter tweet sent while on a date. A date tweet.

1) Did you see that dweet Adam sent last night? He must have been waisted.

2) @dweet He just went to bar to get us drinks, he is so hot.

by mcpaige April 30, 2008

Dexter

Pronunciation: \ˈdex-ter\
Function: noun

A person who is driving and texting at the same time, typically being observed swerving and not paying attention to the road.

Harrison: Whoa... look at that guy driving, he must be drunk or totally stoned.

Mike: No dude, he's trying to drive and txt. What a dumbass.

Harrison: Totally...he's a dexter.

by ruddster November 26, 2009

dwetta

an inverted umbrella

"oh my god, my worst fear is a dwetta."

by Pam and Khanh July 1, 2008

Drexting

Drunk Texting

I was drexting taht guy after we had a bunch of margaritas

by Feel better February 10, 2010

dextromethamphetamine

A chemical in adderall. One of two amphetamines used. It is also an ADHD medication that is used on its own or in combination with other ADHD medications

I used dextromethamphetamine to lose 50 pounds dude

by Overeducatedunderachievinglose April 3, 2019

dextering

named after the Movie Series "Dexter"; the act of placing cellophane all over your apartment, or home, prior to having your marital partner shave your parts of, or entire, body; the purpose of this is so that not piece of hair falls onto your carpet or flooring.

He is in the routine of dextering his apartment prior to having woogie shave his body or give him a haircut.

by The Angry Azian May 22, 2009

dexteriterly challenged

derviving from the word dexterity, relating to the hands, dexteriterly challenged means to have limited hand use after an injury.

that girl is dexteriterly challenged since she busted up her hand last month, gutted.

by Sybarition March 21, 2008