Fanny Dangler

The male version of a cock tease. A man who flirts and makes promises with a woman and then backs out at the last minute.

John said he was ready for phone sex then texted me at the last minute to say he was going out shopping instead. He’s a total fanny dangler.

by dingleberrysrus September 26, 2012

middle aged dangle

Old man saggy nuts. As the years go by gravity takes it toll. The ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. Some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.

He got a new car and a face lift but once I saw that middle aged dangle I knew he was freakin old!
His nuts looked like two golf balls in a nylon sock.

old man saggy nuts long balls saggy sack tea-bags

by D'Lila Joy December 12, 2015

Bobby Dangler

a man's genitals

Oh my god! Mike has the biggest Bobby Dangler I've ever seen!!

by kayeshaye January 8, 2009

DANGLE BURRY

a dangle burry is a dry piece of shit that hangs on the end of the hairs around your bum hole.
when pulled off, it usally takes the hair with it

dammed dangle burrys

by christu October 1, 2006

poon dangler

usually an insult, referring to a hanging tampon string from a woman's vagina.

pass the bong you fucking poon dangler

by Poony McPoonster September 2, 2009

day old deli meat dangle

An old beat up pussy that resembles deli meat that has been sitting out for day

I was gonna go down on Melissa but I saw her pussy and it had a bad case of the 'day old deli meat dangles'

by disgruntled vet chef October 30, 2013

Turkish Danglers

An abnormally big and saggy clitoris or large flabby loose vagina lips

I was about to fuck ur moms when i noticed she had a nasty set of Turkish Danglers!!!

by Redmayng December 12, 2006