duncman

the most epic person alive

duncman - pretty self explanatory

by duncman himself April 2, 2022

Duncanstick

A twig that identifies as an attack helicopter. Will go ballistic when anything touches its cheese sticks. Spontaneously combusts when touched.

Person1: Bro you're weaker than a duncanstick
Person2: *Depressed noises*
Person3: Don't worry, nobody can be weaker than a duncanstick, they can only come second.
Person2: *Less depressed noises*

by I beat up furries December 26, 2022

duncepit

The name of the best Val player NA

Woah duncepit just got an ace!!!

by Massivebrainman April 11, 2023

dumb dunce

A really fat retarted kid who does not give a damn about fucking school.

John doe dicided not to studie so his teacher called him a dumb dunce

by Burt smalle October 13, 2010

Reboot Dunce

1. A Windows 2000 server that is no longer supported by Microsoft and which must be rebooted frequently to remain functional. 2. Alternately, any computer which must rebooted with frequency.

User: The timekeeping server is unresponsive. Help!
I.T. : Looks like that's the new Reboot Dunce.
User: Can we try turning it off and on again?
I.T. : Exactly... and, done.
User: So... same time tomorrow?
I.T. : Grrrr...

by Genonymous January 6, 2012

Caron Duncan

Sweet at first but beware ladies he plays the field no matter the consequences. Girls, guard you hearts.

My boyfriend cheated on me.
Was it Caron Duncan

by REALYITY%^%@ November 30, 2016

Hairy Duncan

In Slavic nation when you dip bird in glazed ponchkie then slide 2 zloty for blowjie

When one man dips the tip of penis inside of doughnut (preferably jelly filled) and then receives oral happiness from lucky female individual.

As Gopnik I am obligated to receive Hairy Duncan from lesser Gopnitsa on regular. She required to slav squat down and receive beautiful polish gift. Hairy Duncan.

by Slavnonymous April 19, 2018