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duke university

Duke University is a place where those who write positive descriptions of the school on this website can write in intelligible english, while those who bash the school can't spell jersey, university, extremely, their, although, may, etc, and obviously attend either UNC or NC State or have taken a more respectable path in life, choosing to work at McDonald's. Duke University is the best school anywhere outside of Princeton, NJ, and Cambridge, MA, hands down.
If you go to Duke University, you probably wanted to go to Harvard and didn't get in. You also probably got into UPenn and chose Duke instead.
by mattgoody September 3, 2006
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Duke Nasty

A water bottle, or other liquid carrying vessel used exclusively for strong alcoholic beverages, especially for taking to parks and other areas where alcoholic drinks are prohibited. Usually colored, to hide any suspicious looking liquid, may also be clear if used with gin and tonics or other clear drinks with gin or vodka. This concept was invented by someone who didn't want their regular water bottle to smell like raspberry schnapps for a week. This is a proper noun
Let's take our Duke Nasty to the park.
I am having a picnic. I just have to add the vodka to my Duke Nasty.
by LostFelipe February 29, 2012
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duke depp’s couch

Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable it feels like you’re sitting on a cloud. His friends only use him for his couch (like Blake Sleeponthecouchie). Some people actually simp for the couch (as well as duke depps soap).

He takes very good care of his couch. He did sit his ass in a salad once though, and the dressing went all over the place, but other than that, he has kept it very clean.
Duke depp’s couch is so comfortable, it’s the only reason why I like him. His soap is hot too.
by stellarghayvodka March 19, 2021
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Duke Sandwich

When a woman is giving oral pleasure to a man, and commences to gag, but still makes the man deliver a load with a handjob, whilst gagging.
My buddies girlfriend was boasting the other night about how she gave him a Duke Sandwich. I informed her that I hadn't the slightest idea of what she spoke of, and in turn, she performed the most insatiable Duke Sanwich any man has ever come to know, on me.
by Brom Bones February 23, 2009
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Duke Dennis

Fine mf from SC. Born 02 26,1994. Youtuber with 1M+ subs. Goated 2K player.
Finna watch Duke Dennis on YouTube right quick before we leave gng.
by raawr :| June 21, 2022
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Duke University

A group of undergrads who believe that they are better than you, because they actually are.
I go to Duke University. What? You don't go to Yale, Harvard, Princeton, Stanford or Duke? You're a moron.
by tobey anon March 19, 2011
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Duke the Brown Clown

Goddammit guys, sorry I'm late. I had to go duke the brown clown.
by HawtSauce October 12, 2006
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