Chocolate Diamond

The act of shoving rock candy up one's anus, then defecating on another's chest.

Man 1: What's your favorite part of the day?
Man 2: Well, I would have to say its when the secretary, Margaret, Chocolate Diamonds me during our lunch break.

by Sandwich Bread March 2, 2014

fuck you bitch and i hope your diamonds burn in lava

This is the worst thing you can ever say to a minecrafter

EPIC GAMER: FUCK YOU BITCH AND I HOPE YOUR DIAMONDS BURN IN LAVA
OTHER EPIC GAMER: *GASPS*

by UseArealDictionary March 24, 2019

diamondbacking

the intentional practice of unmarried heterosexual women to engage in anal intercourse prior to marriage, and then refuse afterward once that diamond ring is hers (punning on "barebacking").

Dan's really regretting this marriage: turns out his GGG fiancee turned into a diamondbacking pumpkin at the stroke of midnight after the wedding

by Ron New Mexico October 17, 2010

diamond cutters

Nipples that are very pointed when erect; so hard that they could cut diamonds and have a 15 on the Mohs scale.

You see that guy over there? He's got year-round diamond cutters.

by donnybob March 28, 2011

diamond

an overly sexy indivdual
with great hair
and can make you laugh all night
and often stupid
with an odd laugh

she just pulled a diamond

by fortier123 April 24, 2009

roughing the diamond

Female masturbation, soley stimulating the clitorus

Rachel was highly embarrassed when Adam walked in on her roughing the diamond

by Sped64 February 10, 2006

crazy diamond

1.Syd Barrett. Former member of the legendary band Pink Floyd. 2. Nickname for the song "Shine On You Crazy Diamond." An epic song by Pink Floyd recorded in 1975 for the album "Wish You Were Here."

Man 1: You're a crazy diamond!
Man2: No, there was only one crazy diamond, that was Syd Barrett. May he rest in peace!

by True_Floydian August 1, 2007