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Good Looking Woman Disease

A disease that is prevalent in good looking women as a result of getting used to men doing things for them. The disease makes them lazy, gives them a sense of always expecting guys to do things for them, and a sense of knowing they can get away with inappropriate behavior. The disease also causes them to act inconsiderate to men since they know they can get away with it because of their looks.
Every girl at work spends one hour every Friday afternoon to write up their weekly report except Lisa. Any of the guys at work are glad to do it for her since she is so good looking. She know she will never have to write the report because she has Good Looking Woman Disease.

Jodi, who has Good Looking Woman Disease, got an A on the group project although she didn't do any of the work. Tom, Brian, and Tim asked her to be in their group because she is good looking and they did her share of the work.

Tammy was 30 minutes late for her date. She has Good Looking Woman disease and does not respect people's time.
by G Chan March 31, 2009
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Chronic Asshole Disease

An affliction in which a person cannot cease on being a total Asshole.
Eric can't help being a "prick" he's got Chronic Asshole Disease.
by Nora & JP August 31, 2008
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Dose of dick

The recommended amount of penis a woman should have daily to avoid the symptoms of depression, anxiety, and low self esteem.
I noticed that Jane had been a bit down in the dumps recently, so I gave her a dose of dick. It cheered her right up!
by Joe Salone December 22, 2010
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incurable disease

a disease that cannot be cured, it is what you hope your room mates suffer from when they steal the best room in the house.
Sammi and Ron arrived at the house first, and took the room up stairs, JWOWW goes upstairs and is shocked it has been taken her response:
JWOWW: "I Hope they get a fucking incurable disease living up there."
by Dupl01nfinitum June 2, 2011
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Dunlap's Disease

A condition in which the victim's stomach folds over their pants and past their belt.
Origin probably with "That guy's gut has "done lap"ed over his belt. Hence the name "Dunlap's Disease".
"I developed Dunlap's at about 230 lbs"

"Have you seen Bob? Hes getting a sever case of Dunlap's Disease from eating all that fast food all the time.
by David ross September 5, 2007
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Dane Cook's Disease

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.
Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.
by C Miller July 3, 2008
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