Montana Storm Drain

When two people are having sex, the man pulls out of his partner and while the bottom is stunned awaiting for ejaculation the top urinates on the terrified victim.

Jon: yo dude so I was chillin with Janet last night right?
Xavier: yea?
Jon: I totally pulled a Montana storm drain on her last night big cat
Xavier: dude no fucking way!!! Did you like major soak her?
Jon: yea dude bitch looked like an Oscar she was so yellow

by YeaImFine October 11, 2019

a.m. drain

A remedy for morning wood. In the a.m. drain the female partner typically does not climax. Rather she is a willing and generous participant. Typically she would not have been able to climax that morning anyhow. Best case scenario - occurs while spooning so woman does not have to move from the position in which she was sleeping.

Outcome: Male is satisfied and extremely appreciative. Woman has gained massive amounts of goodwill with minimal effort.

"Honey, thanks for the a.m. drain. Can I take you out to dinner tonight as a thank you?"

"Yeah, I wasn't much in the mood this morning, but he was. Has an a.m. drain. Now I'm off the hook for a while..."

by steshaheats March 6, 2010

Daining Syndrome

Term used to describe someone with chronic masturbation habbits. Seveteen times in one day.

Damn negro u got a mad case of daining syndrome.

by JD November 24, 2004

Daminem

I don't even know how the fuck to say this, it makes me feel like a dyslexic three year old after smoking a bag of crack.

That word is just so daminem!

by someonecoolerthanyousostfu June 1, 2011

Dainty Susan

When a person takes a shit on the floor of their boss's office on their last day of working there.

Since tomorrow is my last day at that job, I plan on leaving a Dainty Susan for my boss on the way out.

by Diabeetus20 June 22, 2018

Dainielle

A very empowered, strong, and vocal woman you'll ever encounter in your life. She would most probably be like a diamond in the rough for being perfect —having great personality, astounding intellectual capacity, flaming hot body, numerous talents, and a very charming face.

Did you see the Dainielle in today's class?
I would like to be a Dainielle in my next life.

by infjfp June 7, 2021

baby drain

A vagina in childbearing years

Hey Honey, the kids are in bed and I am horny. Let me get up in your baby drain.

by The Notorious NMG February 11, 2008