Proto-Divorce

Noun:
When a marriage ends during the wedding due to terrible circumstances.

Jerry: WHAT HAPPENED?
Kelly: I punched his dad.
Jerry: So you're not getting married, then.
Kelly: Yes, it's a Proto-Divorce.

by Cromwelle October 7, 2022

Divorce

Way of crushing a men genitals through his wallet

I can't get any girls...I just went through divorce

by DjDog43 November 22, 2025

Post-Divorce Whore - PDW

The post-divorce whore, or PDW, is akin to the old school player. She pretends to be looking for a relationship to manipulate men into bed (like that requires skill), then plays the victim to bail or simply ghost her victims. Bro tip-if she's cheated in a relationship, bashes on her ex, been in a threesome(s)...she's not relationship material.

Divorced Dad - Dude, check out this new Indiana cougar on Hinge I met--she checks all the boxes!
Coach - Yeah bro, no; she has way more male FB friends than females...classic PDW.
Divorced Dad - PDW?
Coach - Post-Divorce Whore - PDW...She'll tear your heart out, bro.

by beedub75 October 27, 2021

divorced dad music

Music filled with angst and repetitive grungy choruses, usually popular songs from about 20 years prior, at which point now divorced dads were in their formative teen years. Usually listened to not by choice, but rather the hearer is subjected to it against their will. Including but not limited to Creed, Nickelback, etc.

My old man listened to divorced dad music for the entire two hour drive, so brutal

by Luluthighwalker July 19, 2023

Cunt Divorce

When two lesbians get divorced. That´s called Cunt divorce

Hey did you hear about Jane and Lucie? Yea they´re getting a Cunt divorce

by YUNG CLOUT CRINGE June 20, 2018

Divorced from their masters

Uh oh, I guess I'm in hell now. I guess I have to just do whatever Jordan Peterson says, huh guys?

Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

The Divorce Party

A single-issue political party that advocates for a disunion of factions that vitiate each others plans instead of working together to improve their country.

The conspicuous incompatibility of the republican & democratic parties' policies evinced a need for " the divorce party " to advocate for a disunion.

by MoribundMurdoch May 18, 2021