Ass Destruction

When you fuck someone in the ass so hard that their butthole/vagina rips and blood comes pouring out

Damn she felt ass destruction so hard it started bleeding

by 69Big69Rod69 May 12, 2018

weapon of destruction

A large penis

Yeaaa she knows about my weapon of destruction

by Your Mother's Pie January 14, 2017

weapons of mass destruction

A weapons system only allowed for US,Russia,France, UK, China and Israel. Other countries with ambitions of owning such systems will be Bush-wacked at billions and billions dollars of cost to the unemployed American taxpayer.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

distractionist

Person with an unnatural talent for distracting people.

Bryan, Danielle, and Ashley are all master distractionists.

by bNz719 October 10, 2010

DickStraction

Some guy you fuck to get over someone else - a rebound specifically designed for sexual purposes.

"So I fucked Dexter last night."
"But you just broke up with John yesterday."
"Yea, I needed a DickStraction really badly. It worked!"

by The Original Sabs August 4, 2007

Countdown to Destruction

A term used in conjunction with an upcoming, exciting event in which one will drink destructively; Often shortened to "Countdown", the term is usally used when one is counting down the days until he or she can simply let loose and destress/deconstruct.

Ex. It's countdown this weekend, girl!

by Jenaphur August 27, 2005

destruction

Depends on what end of the pen you're looking at it from

I recently dreamed that the ghost of a woman who used to live in my apartment visited my bedside. She told me her name was Marguerite. She proceeded to ask me about my life as she rifled through my belongings. "What are you looking for?" I asked. "My destruction," she said. I asked her to define "destruction." She smirked. "It depends on what end of the pen you're looking at it from."

by Dusty Cioffi May 1, 2008