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Dirty Distancing

=Sexting - because your love life has taken a break due to COVID-19
Ryan and I enjoy dirty distancing last night because of the quarantined building
by KiwiKY March 25, 2020
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antisocial distance

In the time of corona, a distance between individuals of LESS THAN six feet. In all other times, the inverse.
In the fight against corona-19, introverts are finding it easy to keep a social distance, while extroverts who by definition prefer to keep an antisocial distance are finding these times more trying.
by xollock March 26, 2020
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Social Distancing

Abstract noun referring to a distance of 6ft (or 2m) that people must keep between eachother during a virus pandemic in order to reduce transmission of the virus.
1. A pandemic-appropriate, polite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. "Oops. Social distancing!", you chuckle through your mask.

2. A never-appropriate, impolite way in which to tell someone to remove themselves from your safe space. E.g. you have just bumped into someone as you try to exit a lift. You remove the person's mask, as well as your own, and spit into their face, "Social distanciinngg!"
by SickDave September 22, 2020
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Soshal Distancé

A girl born in 2020, year of disaster and the pandemic. At that time period, everyone was asked to social distance, hence the name Soshal Distancé, which is of course changed up a bit from the original phrase. Other names of kids born in 2020 include Covid (boy name), Corona (girl name), and Quarentina. No joke, those are actual names that have been used. 😂💀
Hey Covid, Soshal Distancé wanted to know if you would go on a date with her.
by Bats_and_such October 12, 2020
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Pelvic Distance

When you’re so close to a person that you can pelvic thrust them. The true definition of violating personal space.
“Stop stepbro, you’re violating my Pelvic Distance!”
by Jasian1028 December 29, 2021
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Disheveled disadvantage

When someone’s ugliness effects their life dramatically,

Opposite to pretty privilege
My friend has a bad case of disheveled disadvantage”
by S/a/M February 12, 2023
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Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.
I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)
by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021
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