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five finger discount

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
by Skeddles February 5, 2008
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Disco Day

Originally used to describe the suspicious day off 'sick' the fabled Disco would have after a heavy drinking session.

Phrase now covers any suspicious sick days, particularly when person was fine the day before and seems fine the day after.

Basically, you take a disco day when you can't be fucked to go to work.
by Darren December 7, 2004
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disco foam

the foamy residue found around the mouth of some one who has taken one to many 'disco biscuits'
''lets have a swig of you beer Jeff.''
''No way Pete you have disco foam all round your mouth''
by stax23 April 30, 2007
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Disco Demolition Night

The dumbest night in baseball history. (Along with Ten Cent Beer Night.) July 12, 1979, Comiskey Park, Chicago, Illinois.

The game: Actually, two games were scheduled; it was a doubleheader. Detroit won the first game, 4-1, and the second was canceled because of the mayhem. Chicago (which sucked that year) forfeited to Detroit.

What was intended: The blowing up of disco records in the stadium, as well as two White Sox/ Detroit Tigers games, in front of a crowd of perhaps 20000, with enough security for 35000. The park could hold 40000 or so.

What happened: Over 50000 people came, mostly rock-music fans who didn't care about baseball. People jumped turnstiles in true 70s fashion. Security was sent to the gates, leaving stands undefended. People threw records from the stands, chanted "DISCO SUCKS!", smoked pot, and interrupted play. At the end of the first game, folks drove onfield with a box of records and blew it up, cratering the outfield. Rockers invaded the field, wrecked the batting cage, overran the dugouts, and partied. The cops were called on the rock music folks, which led to more trampling of the field. The field was unplayable, so Chicago had to forfeit.

Why: Disco was reaching the end of its "golden age", and baseball was at a popularity low. Furthermore, the White Sox were having a bad year. So the White Sox honchos decided to hold an anti-disco night. They invited disco haters to come into the stadium with a discount if they brought in a disco record.
Bob: Boy, it was carnage on Disco Demolition Night.
Ted: Wasn't that when you made love to Sue by the foul pole?
by Nudnikdude November 18, 2013
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Disco Snatch

Specifically a smelly fanny. Refers to the smell that will emanate after said owner of fanny has been dancing for 9 hours in leather trousers. Can be used in a non-disco context to refer any malodourous female genitalia.
I had to hold my fingers outside the taxi window, the smell was that bad. I think it is fair to say she had a disco snatch.
by Thomas Grafton October 3, 2006
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Discount Skeppy

Discount Skeppy is a rip-off of Skeppy
by DreamSMP definitions December 15, 2020
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Discoursewadi

Any follower of the ideology that regards "Discourse" as the underlying cause of the economic hardships faced by socially marginalized groups of people. The suffix "wadi" refers to ideologue or practitioner of ideology.
The home owning discoursewadi loves to obfuscate the economic causes underlying homelessness of working class people by focusing on trans or/and disabled workers who are homeless, and then accusing the able-bodied cis het workers of ableism and transphobia.
by Class struggle memes February 6, 2022
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