disc diddling

Engaging in old, tired discussion. It refers to placing a vinyl record album on the spindle of the turntable.

The conversation on this YouTube thread seems like a lot of disc diddling to me.

by magwep February 6, 2017

Infamously diddled

When you get screwed over that one friend who's not really your friend but you still invite because you needed more people. Brennan.

I'm always infamously diddled by john when we play smash.

by TnodnarB May 24, 2020

fiddl me diddl

when you’re trying to sound sarcastically like an old person

grandma: wall fiddl me diddl! dis is vunderfull!
grandpa: bah humbug! berry vunverful indeed!

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

Diddle

“Babe shut the fuck up”
Basically, if neither you or your partner can shut up and enjoy a moment, you need that one word so that when one is focused, they can bring the other to focus”

*insert 4-5 minute rant about the rules to anything here*
“Diddle”
“Yes babe”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

diddle archive

A place of which you put people you have formerly touched, past tense of the touch list.

"You're going on my diddle archive effective immediately."
"I put that guy on my diddle archive."

by amioscript June 16, 2024

Diddle

word derived from Sean "Diddy" Combs, used to describe the act of inappropriately touching someone, often used as a euphemism for sexual harassment, particularly involving minors.

"yo have u heard jeff got caught in a sting watch?"
"yeaahhh man from what i saw on the news he was trying to diddle a 14yr old, what a creep"

by parryking July 14, 2025

diddles his skittles

to jack-off

the guy just flopped it out and started diddles his skittles

by Senti101 January 4, 2010