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Fantastic To The Fourth Degree

This expression is used whenever something so fantastic occurs, or you receive news of such a fantastical nature, that you have to describe it with a positive adjective such as, "Fantastic" - alongside the words, "to the fourth degree." By using this expression, you are emphasizing the sheer awesomeness of whatever it is you are describing. This expression can be used when you find out you are going to be a mother/father! You can also use it when describing your last coitus session.
Person 1: So dude, how was it banging that girl we met last night??
Person 2: Dude, I have never had an orgasm of such a magnitude. It was fantastic to the fourth degree.
Person 1: Marry her.
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Shut Up Degree 

Shut up a degree, or better known as SUD. Is a reply students tell there, parents or friends, when they ask the dreaded question, "what do you want to do?", "What career are you interested in?", "What kind of job do you want?". And you, as a young adolescent have no freaking clue. So you choose a random degree that sounds flashy, like, "Well I'm interested in getting my doctorate!", Or "Law sounds pretty nice!". When in reality your just naming out any degree to end the conversation. In the end, you are trying to get them to shut up and move to another topic.
Parent of 15-year-old: "Hey Jimmy, what kind of careers are you looking at?"

*Jimmy has no interest in this subject and just wants to continue to play Fortnite*

Jimmy: "well, honestly I'm really interested in making you proud and becoming a doctor, probably a surgeon!"

*Jimmy is a germophobe, and has a major fear of blood*
*Parents shut up, and Jimmy continues to play Fortnite*
A prime example of the use of a Shut Up Degree
Shut Up Degree by The.Weird.One March 18, 2019

The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle 

When you suffer 3rd degree burns, but want 1st degree fun! It can only be performed if said person has 3rd degree burns (Obviously). Generally, you can only do this with the burns located on your cock. First, take your clothes off, then squat and shuffle side to side while screaming in pain
Darryl burn his cock doing “ extracurricular activities “ an did The 3rd Degree Burn Shuffle

Bus Graduate Degree

My friend is a senior in High School and still rides the bus home. Someone get him a bus graduate degree.

airtight 1st degree

Being made airtight with only one penis while the ither two holes are filled with a toy and/or fingers
Sally only had Rick for the night and could only achieve an airtight 1st degree
airtight 1st degree by anonymous January 26, 2024

airtight 1st degree

Being made airtight with only one penis while the ither two holes are filled with a toy and/or fingers
Sally only had Rick for the night and could only achieve an airtight 1st degree
airtight 1st degree by anonymous January 26, 2024

Begging the degree to which

Candace tapping into her former liberalism by...
Hym "Begging the degree to which conservatives are condemning non-traditional inter-sexual interactions. You absolutely ARE doing and HAVE done that. Either implicitly or explicitly (across time). ✌️✊️✌️We✌️✊️✌️ DON'T know that's it's 'objectively better' because WE KNOW that marriage FAILS HALF THE TIME, Candace. You know, all of your colleges think that divorce SHOULDN'T EXIST. Is that what YOU think, Candace? Because IF SO... It seems like... Whenever REALITY... Conflicts with conservative Christian values... It SEEM LIKE... You and your colleges... Want to make the things that conflict with your church-derivative ethical presuppositions... Not exist anymore. BOY-OH-BOY DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR! I'M STARTING TO SENSE A PATTERN! The math is simple, Candace. 50% of marriages end in divorce. Are 100% of marriages happy marriages? The non-divorce ones I mean? Unlikely. So, marriage ISN'T objectively better. Marriage is miserable OVER 50% of the time. MOST OF THE TIME... MARRIAGE IS BAD. And then you're going to go on the squid-boy's channel and and your project the illusion that your ideas are being contended with. But really it's a farce. Squid-boy is just going to shit out his nebulous cloud of social-centrist anti-fringe ink poop and no we're no closer to truth than we were and hour and 14 minutes ago."