Defenestrate

To uninstall Windows from one's computer and install a functional OS such as Linux.

(The original, classical definition of this term is "to throw something through a window". )

"I'm so sick of my laptop running so slowly, I'm going to defenestrate it and install Ubuntu!"

by Hugh Mannity October 28, 2009

Merthyr defence, The

A legal defence to accusations of theft, popular in the somewhat down-at-heel South Wales Valleys town.
The defence consists of 'It wasn't nailed down, your honour.'

'I drank one of Rob's bottles of wine. I intend to use the Merthyr defence - wasn't nailed down, was it?

by The Moai April 11, 2005

defenestrate

the act of pushing/shoving/chucking someone out a window

I really didnt mean to defenestrate bobby!

by josh is awesometastic November 13, 2006

DeFuniak Springs

A Place Of Unusual Existence... Of A Different Breed... Inbred...

"You Married Your Cousin? You Must Be From DeFuniak Springs"

by Khalida July 6, 2008

defunkify

To take a shower and get off all the stank and funk. Originated from Anthony.

Yo I'm gonna go defunkify in the shower right quick.

by Anthony May 10, 2004

defenestrate

To throw something out the friggin window

Big Bad B got rip shit pissed at the friggin druggies, so he decided to defenestrate them. They ended up out the friggin window in the courtyard.

It has been said that if you defenestrate an elderly woman, she will snap in two.

by YoHaan April 23, 2006

Fag Defense

The act of calling a person a fag once you've lost an argument as a scapegoat to get out of it. You know once you have done this, you have lost the FUCKING game. In most cases the person using this defense has a mental retardation and/or is a moron.

<Cadillac> All those brain cells never had a chance <Burt> Not to mention what it does to your dopamine <BillaBamNixon> Yeah and smoke is smoke bro <Fool> sdfu fags <Cadillac> LOL! <BillaBamNixon> LOL <Burt> wow nice fag defense

by JeffYes March 4, 2009